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Who Gets to Create the Porn Movie Titles?

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I honestly don't know, but some of them are absolutely hilarious and fabulous. I also like how the porn companies are sure to keep things relevant with the times, an example being: "50 Shades of Bree". You'd think us girls would have some say or knowledge in these types of things but we honestly discover them the same way you guys do, surfing the web or what have you. 


http://www.breeolson.biz/50-shades-of-bree-dvd/

So here I am, (looking pretty hot if you ask me) on the cover of this movie. By 50 shades I'm assuming they put 50 scenes in there (wow, I've done a whole lot of... being a little hoe) and that they are of course all types of scenes. Seeing that it's a FOUR DISK set, it's unquestionably a deal. Hell, if I were my own type, I'd buy it and diddle to it myself! I'm into those darker features though so I don't think me, myself and I would ever work out too well seeing I'm a blonde white girl.

http://www.breeolson.biz/50-shades-of-bree-dvd/

The cast in this movie is EPIC though, like for real. Go to the link and click "Product Description" then read the cast list and be super jealous of me as you read the list of all the hot girls I've fucked. Then... why not? Just buy it. What else is there left to do at this point? That's one hellva deal. I'll be sure to write ya a sweet message on there too!

http://www.breeolson.biz/50-shades-of-bree-dvd/

Okay, I'm gonna go now. I'm on a plane (again, I know, I know, I'm so freaking new and exciting) and listen to music while I think of some funny pom titles to help pass the time.

DELTA (Sorry in advance Delta)

"Dudes Even Love the Ass"

"Dicks Engorged Leading to Anal"

"Deadbeat Evangelicals Lube Two Arabs"

Yeah. I know, it's been a long fuckin' day, okay?! Haha! Buh-bye.

P.S. In case you missed the link to the 50 Shades of Bree DVD, here it is:

http://www.breeolson.biz/50-shades-of-bree-dvd/

Hope you enjoy my tasteful, family friendly artwork. If you or someone you love would like a porn DVD decorated, you know who to call..

Bree Olson

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